The MacDougall Family Disney Vacation 2009
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Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
The World's wisest pirate provides tips on how to raise your kids as pirates
Posted by Cap'n Billy at 8:43 PM 0 comments
Do you remember the toy called the Magic 8-Ball? You'd ask a question, shake the ball and an answer would appear.
Now there's Cap'n Billy's Magic Pieces-of-Eight Ball, the perfect oracle for all your pirate questions. Whether you need to know, "Should I plunder that merchant vessel?" "Should I drink more rum?" or "Should I let my three-year-old play with gun powder?" all your answers are just a click away!
Try it now: http://www.pirateparenting.com/Magic8Ball.html
Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
www.PirateParenting.com
Posted by Cap'n Billy at 12:07 PM 0 comments
Never before has raising a pirate been so easy!
If you’re like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates but just don’t know how. In Guide to Pirate Parenting, Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers.
You’ll learn:
• Ten benefits of raising a pirate
• At what age your child should be able to remove a bottle cap by taking out his glass eye and using his eye socket as an opener
• Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie
• How to prevent sogging the quartermaster
• The best place to maroon your disobedient child
• How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child’s hair
• The difference between plundering and pillaging
• How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner
• When to smack your teenager in the side of the head with an oar
Each information-packed section ends with “Your pirate’s progress,” a short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate development milestones.