How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Question:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Robert, who has a woodchuck in his yard
Answer:
Ahoy Robert!
Pirates hate woodchucks -- at least pirates with wooden legs, like me, hate woodchucks. They always be sniffing around our legs with a hungry gleam in thar eyes.
To answer yer question, the last woodchuck that came near me wooden leg didn't chuck any wood because I stabbed 'em with me dagger. Then I served 'em to the crew. Yum.
Happy sailing and don't let the bilge rate (or woodchucks) bite,
Cap'n Billy the Butcher
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