How to name a pirate ship or minivan
Ahoy, matey!
Just read a story about a pirate ship that be needing a name. The Maine Maritime Museum is building a play pirate ship for kids. But they're seeking input from some powder monkeys when they should have used me Automatic Pirate Ship Namer. With it you can name a ship or a pirate minivan.
Here are just a few names me Automatic Ship Namer came up with:
- The Angry Derelict
- The Vile Rum Drinker
- The Festering Shark
Happy sailing and don't let the bilge rats bite,
Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Author, Guide to Pirate Parenting
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