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    Monday, February 9, 2009

    The MacDougall Family Disney Vacation 2009


    Just got this e-mail from Disney.com...

    SUBJECT: The MacDougall Family Disney Vacation 2009



    I'm only going to Disney World if they create a ride based on me life. It would be called "The Plunderer!" The cost would be $10 per person -- cash only. After waiting for an hour in line, you'd walk through a door that locks behind you. Then you realize you're back in the park and your wallet is $10 lighter. You've been plundered! I'm just not sure how to get repeat business.

    Happy sailing,

    Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall

    Thursday, February 5, 2009

    Cap'n Billy's Magic Pieces-of-Eight Ball


    Do you remember the toy called the Magic 8-Ball? You'd ask a question, shake the ball and an answer would appear.

    Now there's Cap'n Billy's Magic Pieces-of-Eight Ball, the perfect oracle for all your pirate questions. Whether you need to know, "Should I plunder that merchant vessel?" "Should I drink more rum?" or "Should I let my three-year-old play with gun powder?" all your answers are just a click away!

    Try it now: http://www.pirateparenting.com/Magic8Ball.html

    Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
    www.PirateParenting.com