Pirate pet chickens
Question:
What should I name my new pet chicken I got for my birthday?
Signed,
A gaggle of giggling girls
Answer:
Ahoy gaggle of girls!
This question is similar to the Guinea pig eulogy question below. I'd name your new chicken "Deep Fryer," because I'll eat it if I can get me hands on him. Or my hook. Or hit him with an oar.
Happy eating and don't let the bilge rats bite,
Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Author, Guide to Pirate Parenting
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