Where do pirates get their mail?

Question:
How does a pirate get his mail?

Signed,

The USPS

Answer:
Dear USPS,

I get me mail in bottles stuffed with notes and treasure maps. But if I were to use the services of the U.S. Postal Service, I'd get me a mailbox like the one pictured. Arrrr, it's a mighty fine piece of art as well as a useful place to get yer copy of Pirate Magazine.

Happy sailing and don't let the bilge rates, bite,

Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Author, Guide to Pirate Parenting
http://www.pirateparenting.com/