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    Monday, July 23, 2007

    What does it take to raze a village?

    Question
    Hillary Clinton wrote a book some years back called "It Takes a Village" or some such nonsense. The premise was that it takes a village to raise a child. By the Pirate Parenting code, would it be "It takes a child to raze a village"?

    Jib Master J.T.

    Answer
    Ahoy, Jib Master!

    Excellent question! To raze a village, it takes one of the following:

    * 100 pirate children with daggers
    * 50 pirate children with daggers and pistols
    * 1 pirate child with a REALLY, REALLY big cannon.

    The important thing isn't the number of kids but rather the value of the village's plunder.

    Cap'n Billy the Butcher
    (who doesn't belong to any political party but votes often)

    P.S. It takes only five pirate children asking "Are we there yet?" to "Craze a village."

    P.P.S. If you fill your cannons with corn, you can "maize a village."

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