Guide to Pirate Parenting: Pirate Parenting on Miss Cellania

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Pirate Parenting on Miss Cellania

Ahoy matey!

There be a column about GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING on the Miss Cellania Blog today. Sail over and plunder the site.

Happy pillaging,

Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Author, GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING

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About the book

Never before has raising a pirate been so easy!

If you’re like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates but just don’t know how. In Guide to Pirate Parenting, Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers.

You’ll learn:
• Ten benefits of raising a pirate
• At what age your child should be able to remove a bottle cap by taking out his glass eye and using his eye socket as an opener
• Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie
• How to prevent sogging the quartermaster
• The best place to maroon your disobedient child
• How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child’s hair
• The difference between plundering and pillaging
• How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner
• When to smack your teenager in the side of the head with an oar

Each information-packed section ends with “Your pirate’s progress,” a short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate development milestones.

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Guide to Pirate Parenting

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Pirate Parenting on Miss Cellania

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