Getting the little powder monkey out of yer bed

Question: Me little spawn be still sleeping in me cot and he be six years young and I need some space from me little matey. Any answers?

Answer: I have lots of answers but first ye be needing to actually ASK a question. Have you tried pushing yer little powder monkey out of the cot? That's what I'd do. Either that or set him afloat in a dinghy while he's asleep. Parenting is easy when ye be a pirate.

Don't let the bilge rats bite,

Cap'n Billy