Talk Like a Landlubber Day

Ahoy matey!

On Sept. 19, I like to Talk Like a Landlubber while everyone else is Talking Like a Pirate.

Here's are some of me favorite landlubber lines:

* Honey, would you stop by the store and get some bread before you pick up junior at his soccer practice?

* Yes, sir, I'll have the financial statements ready by the end of the day.

* I prefer the mountains to the ocean.

God must love those dumb landlubbers. He made so many of 'em!

Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
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