Are pirates democrats or republicans?
Question:
Dear Cap'n Billy,
Are you a democrat or a republican? Also, are you a super-delegate? I'm looking for votes.
Signed,
H. Clinton
Answer:
Dear H.,
I like democrats because they raise taxes, which is a legal form of pillaging. I like republicans because they don't want anyone to tell them what and they hide their money. But officially, I'm a registered member of the "Buccaneer Party." Our motto is, "What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine." The Buccaneer Party doesn't have super-delegates but it does have a wild, rum-crazed festival on election night.
Happy sailing and don't let the bilge rats bite,
Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Author, Guide to Pirate Parenting
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