What should a pirate parent wear?
Question:
What should a pirate parent wear?
signed,
A naked captain of four
Answer:
Dear Captain Naked,
Pirates are rugged individuals and wear whatever they please. Hats, bandannas, hooks, swords and even puffy shirts are acceptable attire. But while on the golf course, I highly recommend the pictured shirt from the Eastern Carolina University. I've yet to find another shirt that so proudly shouts, I'm a pirate parent!"
Happy sailing and don't let the bilge rats bite,
Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Author, Guide to Pirate Parenting
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