Question:
Ahoy, Cap'n Billy!
Me little powder monkeys are driving me crazy.
Signed,
Ready to Abandon Ship
Answer:
Dear Mr. or Ms. Ship,
Usually a question is a statement that asks for a response. "Me little powder monkeys are driving me crazy," is no more a question than when I bellow, "Bring me more rum!" It appears that your nerves are wearing thin and it's time for you to bellow, "Bring me more rum!"
Happy sailing and don't let the bilge rats bite,
Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Author, Guide to Pirate Parenting
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